Not gonna lie, he looks very good. Way better than Jacob Elordi for Hugo BOSS or Tom Holland for Prada!

What’s funny is I find his twin hotter but Cole is more photogenic.

How exciting to be the new face of VER-SAYSE!

He looks like the new face of lesbianism.

Was it he or his brother who used to take photos of people taking photos of him? And post them on twitter or instagram or something.

He and Dylan alternate between good looks and weight. It's like only one can be hot and healthy at the same time.

Cole is more photogenic because he's taller, skinnier and he has a more neutral and apathetic expression. Dylan was always shorter, chubbier and more jovial and happy in disposition.. Even though they are genetically identical, they always looked different. Oddly, the Olsen twins are fraternal but look identical.

It's only the Versace Eyewear campaign.

Gianni is rolling in his grave. When he was alive he only used the hottest male models in his ads.

Did he get back into shape? Wasn't he having weight issues recently?

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He had to get back into shape because he’s filming Riverdale.

It’s easy to lose weight when you’re rich

I’ll bet his yummy cock is silky sweet.

Cole looked quite jowly in the new season of Riverdale. But he is pushing 30.

You haven't watched Riverdale recently, R11. He showed up majorly bloated.

[quote] Cole is taller, skinnier and he has a more neutral and apathetic expression. Dylan was always shorter, chubbier and more jovial and happy in disposition.

Dylan is the older, alpha twin. Naturally, he was always going to be the bigger and stronger, and arguably more masculine-looking one. He had the advantage in vitro.

This of course has a knock-on effect in personality development, too, potentially explaining why Dylan is also the more laidback and upbeat, and seems less neurotic than Cole.

Of course, if he wants Cole can always work on his body or his disposition, in the same way he’s worked to develop a unique style that stands out more than his twin’s. Personally though, I think it’s rather cute that Cole is the more femme, small one.

These fashion ads are so fake looking anyways.

I have to say, I love Cole.

But that photo is totally MEH.

He's done better before. Even this casual photo is more model-esque.

How rich are they? Why do they still need to work?

He she, they look like a LESBIAN

Maybe they enjoy working.

Casual reminder that THE SUITE LIFE MOVIE is utterly batshit and very gay. 10/10, def in the top 5 all-time DCOMS (where 1 is ofc CADET KELLY).

Yuck. What happened to MEN??

I don't like Cole with black hair, but I like this photo.

[quote] He looks 12 still

Intriguing. Tell me more.

Wasn't Cole the one who got his dick pics leaked some years back (way before Dylan got the Riverdale gig)?

R20 hmph, I hope that’s a joke, and not the best you think we can do. In our world, he’s a cute 5 softbutch at best.

Why have they styled Cole like an E-boy? He’s too old for that, too mainstream, and too natural-looking besides.

Get rid of the chain, and put him in some clothes that fit, fucksake.

All the Sprouse nude photos have been scrubbed from the internet.

Interesting.

Good thing I saved them on my computer! 😂😂😂😂😂

I don’t find him super hot, but I LoVe the OP’s pic. Such a nice tan too (even if it’s just makeup)

[quote] Justin Hartley 2.0

In what ways does he look like Justin Hartley? I don't see the resemblance.

Dylan is dating a model who looks like a female version him they could even be twins, they have identical features.

Does he have a third nipple?

Two of them and not one is gay?

R37 doesn’t know statistics I guess

[quote] Gianni is rolling in his grave.

You can say that again.

Aaannnnd right on cue, the Tw!ncest allusion @R35...

Dylan Sprouse is playing Prince Calaf in the TURANDOT movie, so he’s automatically the better twin.

Very cute - and is he straight? I thought he was gay, but my gaydar is a piece of shit

He seemed gay on The Suite Life of Zack and Cody and its spinoff.

Dylan was in one of those After movies, and I kept thinking his character should really come out instead of pretending to like girls.

R44 the joke on the THE SUITE LIFE seemed to be that Cody was bookish, effeminate, hypersensitive, physically-weak, fussy and neurotic (in comparison to his stereotypically-boyish and overconfident brother Zack), but that he wasn’t actually gay.

In-story, Cody had more girlfriends and caught more positive attention from female peers than Zack did, presumably because Cody was clean, organised, mannered and emotionally-aware which girls always appreciate.

Then again, the show created by D!sney in the 2000s, so the company would never have made it so Cody was textually gay even if it made sense for his character and they wanted to him to be.

Cody was forced by wacky plots to cross-dress and kiss his brother on at least a few occasions, which came across less Bugs Bunny than creative may have intended. He was also routinely put in situations where the script called for him to let out a very high-pitched and girlish scream, especially in the sequel sitcom SUITE LIFE ON DECK.

All this to say, Cody can be read either as a highly-strung femmey straight boy, or a stereotyped-nelly coded-gay boy.

Doubt that many of the jibes made on THE SUITE LIFE about feminine men and gender norms would fly nowadays.

This one alone would have the show cancelled in a flash.

[quote] ZACK: (with dismissive disdain) Tch. What does Cody know about women? Except that he’s a pedicure away from being one.

[quote]Not gonna lie, he looks very good. Way better than Jacob Elordi for Hugo BOSS or Tom Holland for Prada!

That is a rather low bar you’ve set, Miss OP.

Cody was intentionally more feminine on Suite Life. Jesus. The twins were meant to be complete opposites.

1 in every 2 men isn’t gay. 1 in every 20 is pushing it based on statistics.

R50 Ok but the characters were clearly written to match their personalities in real life. Cole is moody and sensitive while Dylan is outgoing and happy. Plus it's not just his character that made me wonder if he was gay. It's more subtle mannerisms and behavior. Cole has the stereotypical gay face too.

R51 that’s your assumption. They were just kids.

R52 I was a kid too when it aired. It first aired 15 years ago btw. That said, Cody was clearly coded as gay and Hollywood writers probably identified that Cole was a gayling.

They are both mushy faced. Actors should have sharp, defined features.

LOL, I love Datalounge

Zach and Cody were clearly modeled on The Odd Couple - Zach was sort of slovenly but good-hearted and Cody was more of an intellectual and somewhat prissier, e.g., it would bother him that Zach left his smelly socks on his (Cody's) bed. Stupid shit like that.

Both of them had female romantic interests on the show, especially on Suite Life At Sea. (Or whatever it was called)

NEWS FLASH: Heiress "London Tipton" was clearly supposed to have been a takeoff on Paris Hilton.

Mushy face hasn't stopped Channing Tatum, Matt Damon or others.

[quote] Heiress London Tipton was clearly supposed to have been a takeoff on Paris Hilton.

“Expensive isn’t always better. Money doesn’t buy happiness.”

“Oh, please—that’s just what poor people tell themselves so they aren’t sad all the time.”

R53

The series aired on Disney Channel from March 18, 2005, to September 1, 2008

How did it start 15 years ago? I swear some of you who lie forget the internet exists even though you’re using it to be on this site.

I'm the same age as them. Never thought Zack and Cody were cute. Both looked like babies and were annoying actors. I thought London and Maddy's boyfriends were much hotter. Like that dumb lifeguard. And the guy that played Zack and Cody's dad was a total DILF from what I remember. Dylan and Cole look good now to me as they finally hit puberty but they have yoyo weight.

Ricky Ullman from Phil of the Future (aired around the same time) was handsome and totally crush worthy.

R58 You're annoying. You knew what I meant..

R59 you’re comparing Maddie and London’s boyfriends to 8 year olds? They were played by older teens or even 18+ in some cases, but you’re comparing them to 8 year olds?

R60 They were 12 when the show first started you moron. I was in middle school when it aired and the target demographic. If you could read I said I was the same age. I had crushes on boys in middle school and they were not goodlooking to my 12 year old gay self. The boys on Lizzie McGuire, Even Stevens, Ned's Declassified and Malcolm in the Middle were cuter to me.

R61 I’ve been on DL for YEARS, and very rarely see anyone speaking of 8 year olds as sexual people. You’re sick J. And I suggest you stop.

And no, you aren’t the same age as them. Nice try.

R62 sure…. Yes you’re right they were 12. Still kids.

R63 How old are you to know who and be invested in who they are?

They got famous on a show targeted to young millennials and Cole is on a show for Gen Z.

Old gays don't give a shit about them. Please go back to your QAnon Facebook group.

R64 So a 12 year old can't acknowledge another 12 year old is attractive. Were you ever a teenager? You seem oddly judgmental of the fact that as a 12 year old boy I had hormones and judged the looks of other boys. Also they were on the covers of teen magazines and pushed as heartthrobs too. I knew many same age female classmates that had crushes on them. I mostly liked tall, athletic or masculine looking boys which plenty of middle school boys had that look. Dylan and Cole were too fem and short.

R65 everyone knows who they are. They were in the blockbuster Big Daddy. Everyone knows who those twins are. Stupid ass. Suite Life wasn’t their big break.

I was 18 when Suite Life started, with two sister who were 14 and 8.

R66 J, you weren’t 12…

R67 They were not famous in Big Daddy. Any kid could have played that role. Also knowing who they are and caring about who they are is two big different things. Young millennials and early Gen Z are the only ones who would have any interest or investment in them. Older people acknowledge their existence and it stops there. You're starting to get on my nerves.

R68 And I bet you're 60 years old trying to deflect your own predilections.

They were weird looking as kids and teenagers. But turned out presentable as young adults.

R70 you weren’t 12. You’re sick.

R69 they were 5 in Big Daddy and yes, they became known from it. They weren’t known prior, correct. They didn’t have a small part. They were co-leads. Idiot.

R48 geez, that’s the worst acting I’ve seen. Talk about playing to the back row!

[quote] they were not goodlooking to my 12 year old gay self. The boys on Lizzie McGuire, Even Stevens, Ned's Declassified and Malcolm in the Middle were cuter to me.

As a lesbian of this young Millennial/Zillennial age bracket, I remember being obsessed with Christy Carlson Romano aka Cadet Stone/Ren Stevens/Kim Possible. She played all the hyper-capable superwoman roles on D!sney, and did it perfectly. Wanted her to be my bossy glamazon-butch girlfriend so much, that I even had dreams about her. I had similar fluttering about gothic moody smart girl Tawny in EVEN STEVENS, so I guess serious no-nonsense brunettes who are tough or sarcastic are my thing.

Obviously like most little girls back then I thought Hilary Duff (also of CADET KELLY) was so beautiful and pretty and cute, too, but I more wanted to be like her than be with her. Like the above poster said, sometimes even at a young age we know when someone is too short or small or childlike of looks to impress us. Speaking of LIZZIE MCGUIRE, I really wanted to be quick-witted and stylish like LaLaine, too, she was the coolest actress working on the channel at the time by far.

And weirdly, actual lesbian Raven Symoné (of THAT’S SO RAVEN, of course) did not appeal me nor did she really ping. Looking back, it’s so weird to me that I didn’t clock her, because she didn’t go to great lengths to hide. Her show and her humour just wasn’t really my kind of thing, so I didn’t pay it much mind. Massive respect to her for coming out since, though.

R74 Dylan has got better at acting with age.

Bear in mind that on the page the character he was asked to play for D**ney was very broad and one-dimensional, not to mention unlikeable. He had to sell too many dreadful and childish puns, and act as the idiot butt of quite a few jokes too.

I don't think either of them is gay.

But you never know.

They both are so average looking, European male model's faces are sculpted by the angels.

Has Dylan quit acting?

It seems like he's really into that Mead making business.

Maybe he's becoming an entrepreneur?

R77 not really gay if its identical twins is it? more like platonic masturbation

Sorry OP. Jacob for Boss is 1100 times better.

Cole/Versace are clearly channeling River Phoenix.

Cole is compared to River Phoenix and Leonardo DiCaprio a lot. I don't really get that besides being lanky, blond and white. Also River and Leo were taller. But I can see the River resemblance in this photo especially given his spray tan and glasses.

R79 He has a new movie coming out called Beautiful Disaster

Cole wants the boho arty gay streetcred without having earned it. Stick to sitcoms sweetboy 🙏

I don't know which brother this is, but he looks hot!

The one on the left is Dylan, right is Cole.

Dylan was super hot in that After sequel.

Dylan seems like he’s the more fun, accepting and sociable brother. As if you could just shoot the shit with him with no stress, hang out and be/do whatever. That makes him sexier to me.

Cole looks interesting in editorial photos and says a lot of quirky pseudo-intellectual funny things in interviews, but seems as if he’d be an exhausting and self-absorbed pain to be around. Probably the language-policing or hipster-judgemental type.

[quote] And the guy that played Zack and Cody's dad was a total DILF

It was weird that he looked nothing like Zack and Cody.

R92 Pretty is all I know, but I'm pickin that be Cole right there. Just my type

[quote] Which one is that?

They all look the same to me!

R94 You can tell there are differences when they are standing next to each other. But apart, it gets more difficult.

Earnest poster on the Ben Barnes threads.

The conversation in ‘Daddy’ (see R76) at about 3.5m into the runtime (about Cary Grant & Randolph Scott) is a truly lovely moment of acting. Very natural, empathetic, warm and sweet. The chemistry was just perfect. Also a nice little nugget for our Eldergays—sounds like a DL convo put to film.

Dylan as an adult is a pleasure to watch acting. He has a liveliness and laughter in his eyes, but not in a condescending or detached or character-breaking way. It’s animated, and comes over well onscreen. Can’t say I have the same feeling watching Cole.

Cole says him and others in the cast are ready to move on from Riverdale.

Since he had a massive weight gain amid stories of "issues," what tactics did he use to get the fat off?

Sniff, swallow, purge.

Are the twins related to Kristen Stewart? They have similar open-mouth breathing looks.

She's a little old for that gesture.

r19 because the more money you make, the more the irs takes from you and the more screeching maniacs of the 99% come looking for handouts or torch your building

My nephew and niece used to watch that kid show where he and his brother live on a boat so I can't think of them sexually

His acting style is really bizarre.

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