She keeps getting bolder in her raunchy tv commercials for her stupid deodorant. In this one she uses her hands to show us how to apply Lume inside our asses.

This cunt must be printing money.

Weird. Someone at work was talking yesterday about a product they bought on Amazon that stops you from sweating. She said that she gets sweaty at work, and it completely stops it on the areas where she rubs it in.

[quote]This cunt must be printing money.

My wife is a doctor who is transfixed by these increasingly deranged commercials. One of her chief curiosities is just how much money Klingman's making from Lumē that she'd torch her reputation like this. It must be an astronomical sum.

Tried it and epic fail - I think it make it worse.

Sometimes I don’t have time to shower after the gym and have a couple of chores to complete. Thinking it was a great idea, I bought it on Amazon. It smelled bad- like bad shampoo crossed with margarine or something. I tossed it. Save your money.

R6 there is a cornucopia of different scents to choose from.

Shannon Klingman, GYN, went on Shark Tank with her deodorant for pussies and assholes and the rest is cha-ching.

Well now I want to try it. Do they sell it as CVS?

Not a shill but bored and now fretting about my ass crack smelling.

Seems to me that wiping well is probably a simpler solution.

[quote]Someone at work was talking yesterday about a product they bought on Amazon that stops you from sweating

R2, I think they're referring to something like this at the link. I use this, it does help. I use it under arms, and on the forehead.

This quack is selling "deodorant" which is as effective as spraying rosewater on your asshole.

No you can’t get it at CVS.

lumedeodorant.com

Shannon says her Lume prevents bacteria from growing in your holes.

She’s also selling pussy and asshole wash. In a new commercial a bitch lathers regular soap in her ass then puts her hands up to her nose to smell it. She says it stinks so she then tries Lume hole wash. After she lathers it she smells her hands and is delighted by the lack of ass odor on her fingers.

I’m not kidding guys. This is in a tv commercial.

[quote]She’s also selling pussy and asshole wash. In a new commercial a bitch lathers regular soap in her ass then puts her hands up to her nose to smell it. She says it stinks so she then tries Lume hole wash. After she lathers it she smells her hands and is delighted by the lack of ass odor on her fingers.

Well, first mistake is smelling your hands after washing your ass.

The second mistake was not following the traditional instructions for most soap products - lather, rinse, repeat. Somehow I very much doubt that using Lume on the first wash would result in much different results, especially since the smell isn't bacteria, but dirty hole from, you know, using your hole for arguably its primary purpose.

Here is the new Lume hole wash tv commercial where a bitch does the butt suds test ad r13 mentions.

R14 watch the commercial for yourself and take issue with Lume. See r15

I’m sold. Every person on my Xmas shopping list is getting Lume acidified hole wash and deodorant this year.

Is it an antiperspirant or not?

It’s acidified not an antiperspirant

Lume is revolutionary. Shannon is a doctor and invented the formula herself.

R13 Hilarious! I can't wait to see that.

R20: Jeez, Shannon. We get it. Enough already.

I didn't realize the commercial was at R15! 🤭

Acidified? So what does that do? I think I would want something that stops the sweat entirely if I’m going to bother rubbibg something in my ass

R24 try it. You’ll like it as well everyone you have sex with.

Ok, so it’s revolutionary and I should try it. This is sounding like those copper bracelet infomercials. Why isn’t it in regular stores if it’s so great.

WHAT IS THE MECHANISM OF ACTION, SHILL CUNTS??

"loomie"?!! not "loo-may"?

They need to smooth out her skin. So uneven in some of these spots.

Nobody cares about her complexion when they’re selling pussy and asshole stuff

My hag texted me a few minutes ago that “it works,” but she didn’t elaborate.

Why are you heifers being so shifty about this?

Ok, she said she uses it “where her leg meets her body.”

For stink? For Sweat?

It’s like pulling teeth with you cunts!!

Honestly, it probably did. She a ho, but she’s amusing.

I don't understand this at all. Just fucking bathe. And is there a way to let YouTube know that I do not have a stank ass and to please stop offending my delicate sensibilities with these disgusting ads?

Who is the market for this? The people too lazy to properly scrub their privates? Someone with chronic stds or infections?

I wish you large markets, r36.

[quote]Acidified? So what does that do?

Apocrine (as opposed to eccrine) sweat glands produce the smelly type of sweat. The compounds responsible for BO odor are bound to amino acids which prevent them from having an odor until bacteria intervenes.

Then S. hominis come along with C-T lyase, an enzyme that breaks the stinkies away from the amino acids, and that frees them to become BO.

Lume uses mandelic acid to lower the skin’s pH and hinder bacterial growth, allowing the odor-causers to remain bound. But mandelic acid, like cyanide, is derived from bitter almonds and it has a very strange natural odor.

I’ve tried Lume and while the added fragrance masked the mandelic odor right after application, it went away pretty quickly and I started getting hit in the face with a cross between Pine, Play-Doh, and yogurt every time I moved my arms.

Twice now I've smelled it on my patients and it's given me a jolt because I'm always on high alert to uremia and other metabolic odors. Thankfully, it was just their pits. If I ever encounter Lume wafting up from below the waist, I'll take to my fainting couch and never get up again.

^^It’s targeted to the pussy and interior of the ass!!

It does what it claims to do.

I’m gonna buy some and put it on my Boston’s ass. He keeps farting and I can’t take it anymore

[quote]^^It’s targeted to the pussy and interior of the ass!!

It's not. It can be used anywhere, externally.

[quote]Outrageously Effective Whole-Body Deodorant For More Than Just Armpits

[quote]The Deodorant For Pits & Privates

But while I'm here, let me be anal in this Lume-ass thread and correct myself re: cyanide. Ignore that. No one is toiling away over a vat of bitter almonds to create cyanide.

Can I use it on my monkeypox sores?

Is it good for the bad breaths too?

Ay-yah, r38.

You sound medical, does putting mandelic acid around your hole start to burn after repeated applications?

The odor of the product sounds quite objectionable!

This is for the Fats, right?

R46, mandelic acid is one of the mildest alpha-hydroxy acids, but using any AHA day after day after day could be irritating depending on the skin's sensitivity. Steer clear of the hole and concentrate on areas where hair grows.

What the fuck is this shit?

R38 all of the tv and online ads promote Lume as all over deodorant. That is what makes this product special AND more desirable than products geared towards just the under arm area,

You can apply Lume to the inside of your ass cheeks. Nobody has inferred applying it inside the rectum.

Why don't they have an unscented one since I'm sure all of the fragrances are overpowering and cheap

I think they do have unscented

I ordered some today (they do have unscented) and when ordering they ask where you heard of them. I put 'datalounge, they talk about the products a lot' in hopes of the advertising here and driving you all nuts.

^ Be sure to report back your stank results to DL.

[quote] I put 'datalounge, they talk about the products a lot'

Hahahaha.

I love you, Chick.

Smear some of it on your nasty taint

I think they already know about dl seeing the humorless/product specs/scientific posts responding to obvious, to dl, joke posts.

R57!

Now there’s a tagline!!

Hmmmm, if it’s not an antiperspirant, and Dr. Datalounge upthread says it could burn, this makes me wonder if the moisture in your ass crack plus acid would create a pretty painful experience if used regularly.

I suppose I could look it up, but I don’t feel like it.

What's the taste and texture like? I might have second thoughts about sticking my tongue in that.

I hope the ancients who post here will please consider buying Lume.

Who needs more chemicals in your life?

An actual question from an Amazon Customer:

Question: Does it work on belly folds?

I hope the Creatrix is prepared for all the lawsuits about the Ass-Cunt-Perineal Cancer caused by her de-shittifying swamp-ass glop being spread up the hemorrhoid-pits of America's MAGAs.

Meanwhile, we're going to be hit with non-stop ambulance-chasing legal ads. Imagine how grotesque they'll be. "Have you or a loved one suffered malignant gunt-rot as a consequence of using...."

‘Taint carcinogenic, r70! Probably!

- LUME intern, browsing Grindr for trannies

Sometimes the area behind my ears and knees gets sweaty, which annoys.

Maybe I will test it out there. Once I take my ambien, online shopping isn’t so tedious.

I want to try those wipes at r11. Any side effects like rashes, r11?

Show us exactly where these problems are, R72.

Y’all think it will help mah itchy cooter?

Will it work on my pussy?

According to the Amazon reviews the "unscented" one is the worst smelling one. Best to buy a scented one to mask the chemical smell.

I personally found this wonderful product called Dial soap, works like a charm. As someone upthread said, Lather, Rinse, REPEAT.

For pits and folds bacteria problems, may I suggest Hibiclens. NOT for genitalia.

My sister is an active, LuluLemon yoga/Peloton/yummy mummy and she says this stuff sucks ass.

@53 The unscented is the type my sister and her “tribe” ordered and all hated it.

Lume smells like a corpse, but at least you won’t smell like ass!

I am so sick of how gross ads have become. Especially ads on the internet. Just vulgar. I won't use that company.

[quote] Lume smells like a corpse, but at least you won’t smell like ass!

Don't people fucking wash. Even if you're out and about, it takes nothing to dip into a bathroom and wash up.

This is like when they used to convince women they needed products for their vagina rather than just washing. All those disgusting women using baby powder instead of washing. Gross.

Lysol was originally advertised as a vaginal douche. A google search will bring up dozens of ads from the early to mid 20th century showing it as such. And it was an industrial strength product back then compared to what it is now.

You're not the only one, R81.

YOU’RE THE VULGARIAN, YOU FUCK!

I like the Lume commercials! They make me laugh! You ever see the Monkey Butt products? The entire category of these products is fun and funny. They don't take themselves seriously at all. They want us to laugh at their ads and labels!

R82, women usually use baby powder after bathing. It's not an either/or thing.

Same for Lume- it's a deodorant, not a substitute for bathing. Do none of you shrieking harridans apply deodorant after you shower?

[quote]And is there a way to let YouTube know that I do not have a stank ass and to please stop offending my delicate sensibilities with these disgusting ads?

Yes- tap the 3 dots on the right side of the ad's byline and tell Google how to target you with even more annoying ads in place of this one.

There is absolutely no reason for women to use baby powder after bathing. Do you know anything about a female body.

I did use it when young but I realized that it was less hygienic as medical literature shows. Women used to use all kinds of products when they were brainwashed into thinking their natural smell was somehow offensive. If you are clean then you are fine and baby powder does nothing to keep you "clean." In fact it hinders it.

And we are not talking about underarm deodorant.

[quote]a cross between Pine, Play-Doh, and yogurt

LOL! Yum!

One thing I don't get is they say it was tested to last 24 hours with zero odor. WTF? People don't piss or shit in a 24 hr period? That will invalidate anything you've slathered on earlier in the day.

Johnson's Baby Powder always had a warning against using the product internally. Yet now all these fraus and their families are getting millions because Mama was too illiterate to read the instructions. Didn't they realize don't use internally meant don't stick it up your stinking pussy?

I just like the part where she admits she is not a mathematician, and then says that Lume is "infinitely" better than just bathing. At least she knows what she doesn't know! Can I get an "a lot" more? I'll even go with "exponentially" more.

"Infinitely" would mean you never had to bathe again or something.

r82 talc (baby powder) causes ovarian cancer.

[quote]There is absolutely no reason for women to use baby powder after bathing. Do you know anything about a female body.

Did I say we should? Yes, bitch, I know about a female body. I merely was replying to the idiocy posted earlier that women are supposedly pouring powder into their undies instead of bathing.

Some women were raised to powder themselves because it supposedly reduces moisture, so there IS a reason to apply it if you believe such things are effective.

[quote]Didn't they realize don't use internally meant don't stick it up your stinking pussy?

They didn't insert it, moron. It's powdered on their underwear or externally, but powder can migrate up because of the vaginal opening being pressed against it all day.

Crystal deodorant works just fine on my freshly washed bussy, thanks

R99 can powder migrate into your loose sphincter?

Class action lawsuit when found to be carcinogenic in 3.2.1..

Rub these ingredients all over you bits and bobs; Water, Mandelic Acid, Maranta Arundinacea Root Powder, Tapioca Starch, Isoamyl Laurate, Hydroxypropyl Starch Phosphate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Caffeine, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Behenyl Alcohol, Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Naturally Derived Fragrance*, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Tocopherol, Allantoin, Panthenol, Stearyl Alcohol, Dimethicone, Cetearyl Glucoside, Pentylene Glycol, Phenylpropanol, Potassium Hydroxide, Sodium Benzoate, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate.

Talc isn't carcinogenic. Baby powder used to contain small amounts of asbestos, which it no longer does. Dusting your pussy with asbestos is not a good idea.

"Who is the market for this?"

A person who showered like 12 hours ago but has an opportunity to get laid right now.

So, I have been wearing it each day for a few days but today I really put it to the test. Walked a few (rescue) dogs this morning and then set up for a very large transport and a ton of adoptions. Total, 7 hours in the sun and heat, fair amount of sweating of and on - no sweat scent, no stench anywhere. I am a fan

I mean, sure but, no hugs.

I’m a misogynist, but if Rescue Chick endorses it… I’m in!

How long does it last for Gen Z stinks? They have super radioactive stink from a childhood of McDonald’s and KFC.

I got the spruce? pine? soap too and it is my favorite of the scents.

Rub it all around your pussy lips.

Rub it in those ass cheeks

Men rub it all over your taint, balls and ass

R105, did you really need to tell us that. Ew!

Why does she make a whooshing sound when she demonstrates?

I make my own cheap deodorant that’s really effective: baking soda, coconut oil, cornstarch, tea tree oil, and lavender (one could use other oils besides lavender, like sandalwood or bergamot, or even nothing at all).

Once your pits recover from antiperspirant use, you end up not sweating so much. As long as you bathe every day, it really keeps bacteria from multiplying and smelling bad. Baking soda is alkaline; that and the other ingredients help to create an environment that is hostile to bacteria, rather than antiperspirants, which use aluminum salts to block sweat-producing pores. (I suppose one could use both this [italic]and[/italic] antiperspirant.)

I’m not a hippie who’s anti-aluminum or anything - indeed, I’ve tried the super-strong stuff meant for hyperhidrosis, and it didn’t work and was harsh on my skin; I’m just someone who’s super-anxious and always had nervous sweating that antiperspirants did nothing to help. My homemade [italic]alkaline[/italic] stuff works amazingly to neutralise bacteria, though everyone is different. Other compounds with different pH might work better for others, depending on their individual pH and flora.

Baking soda can be harsh on skin, so if it continues to be irritating after a couple of weeks, there are other formulas one can use.

It’s cheap and it’s natural! I’d much rather use something like this that works, made of simple, cheap ingredients that can be bought in bulk, than consume endless plastic tubes of stuff that’s shipped across the continent (though I think coconut oil may be problematic; I prefer to use the fair trade stuff, even though it’s more expensive…)

This is the recipe and proportions I use, anyway. It really works (though it may not taste great on genitals?)!

I agree that you have a good recipe r115! Unfortunately, I can't use the baking soda ones, my poor armpits can't handle it.

If she’s so smart, why didn’t she turn her iPhone to landscape aspect ratio when making her “commercial”? That’s what bothers me even more than the vulgar product. The commercial looks cheap, like someone’s last known photo filmed on a phone.

Just some ugly woman talking into her phone in front of some dirty kitchen blinds does not inspire me to thoughts of “Wow, she must be a GREAT physician!”

Indeed, baking soda can be really harsh, rescue-chick (R116)! At first it gave me welts and I had to use polysporin with lidocaine on my poor armpits!

It got better eventually, but I’m a bit of a masochist, so I suppose I put up with that agony unnecessarily. I wouldn’t expect others to be as idiotic! 🙃

Get some Febreze. Spray your underpants with it. Buy the dog/cat formula. It’s stronger.

I can’t stand stink. Especially when it comes from dirty pussy and rotten ass.

Oh My God. This thread is an eye roller.

I just shoved an Airwick "Stick Ups" in my asshole. Smells citrusy fresh like an orange grove.

Does it work on a formerly penised person who now has a pleasant peanut clit?

“Pits, under boob, thigh folds, butt crack, feet”

Ever time I see that bitch on my tv screen I hit mute as fast as I fuckin’ can!

I recently bought some Lume and it works well. Based on this thread I made sure to avoid the unscented version.

It works on all ones hole and pits. This is seriously good stuff to use after the gym of if you dont have time to shower

I have time to shower as I’m not a hog or a sloth

She’s the worst thing it appears on my tv screen since Trump

I enjoy applying it to my asshole

Women have been using deodorant under their boobs to prevent sweating for ages. Never heard of it in between ass cheeks though.

[quote]Dusting your pussy with asbestos is not a good idea.

It might be useful for fire crotch.

R132 well now you have. Rush to buy some and apply generously to the inside of your ass cheeks. Watch the video op provided to see the product’s creator, Shannon, a GYN, demonstrate how to apply it to your ass.

She looks like she smells bad. Greasy and unshowered. These commercials are gross to me.

DL'ers talking about ladies privates 🙄

r134 I've already seen the commercials, thanks. I don't need to see them again. They're abhorrent.

Putting chemicals on a sensitive area where they could be easily absorbed doesn't seem like such a great idea.

I’ve tried this and like the gravy scent.

This cream, I’m telling you…..

I’ve never blocked a thread before, but I’m about to block this one.

These commercials and this woman gross me the fuck out.

r138, right? Simple talcum powder on the hoo-ha can give a lady cancer. I constantly wonder what products I use that will later prove to be dangerous.

I think she is disgusting.

I hate this cunt and literally get enraged when I see her commercial on YouTube. Funny how gay men are considered nasty when frau peddle this stuff.

I recently saw it for sale in Target.

Who wants thier farts to smell like margerine?

[quote]I’ve never blocked a thread before, but I’m about to block this one.

This thread is hilarious!

Like with most things in life, seems overrated.

I switched my friend Julie Lume with a Superglue dispenser.

I hate my friend Julie.

[quote] I’ve never blocked a thread before, but I’m about to block this one.

R141 eat my ass without Lume!!

J&J ovarian cancer lawsuit 2.0

Lume has what plants crave! It's got electrolytes!

Ok, I caved and bought the body wash on Amazon. I showered, and didn’t put deodorant on after. I rode my peloton bike. NO ODOR on my armpits or balls. I didn’t even have to use the cream, but I ordered the cream anyway. I don’t think that I would just rely upon the body wash if I’m out around people. I ordered the unscented, and didn’t notice a bad smell. It’s maybe a little bit medicinal, but you wash it off anyway. I use mandelic acid peels on my face, and it makes my skin glow. Good stuff.

The woman @:13/14 looks familiar. Does anyone recognize her?

R154, that’s Tina Turner.

Bitch, I don't mean the woman in the thumbnail!

Who has ass cheeks smelly enough that need that?

What happened to the two twinks selling "carpe"?

Cunt just ruined my night again with her shitty commercial on my TV

She should be forced to smell an unhoused persons genitalia

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